I discovered a few carpenter ants in my abode and immediately waged war against them. I shall prevail and reclaim my territory.

  • tabularasa@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    My kids (18/16) did not get me a present for Christmas. They got gifts for each other, my wife (their step-mom) and their step-sister (with my assistance). Yet still failed to think of getting their father a gift. They both have driver’s licenses, cars, and their own money. I’d have been happy with a $2 bag of sour patch kids. Shit, I’d have taken the fucking coal if they just would have remembered.