weights as much as a deer
same diet as a rat and a pig combined
biped like an emu
hairless like an elephant
otter-like obsession with bashing rocks
looks like a baby-faced chimp or gorilla, even when adult
OP intelligence and endurance stats

This shit is a fake! NO, THERE’S NO HUMAN TO CATCH UNDER THE TRUCK! And no, you won’t become a human with a cat face and bunny body!