Here’s a silk dispenser too. Do whatever you want with it… catch prey, fly around in the air currents whatever the fuck. Just don’t tell the boss i hooked you up
You could even use it as a scuba tank if you want
8 eyes but still with really shitty vision. Spiders got scammed.
Not all. Jumping spiders and wolf spiders took all the good eyes and ran away with them.
Spiders are just failed crabs. Or possibly in-process crabs.
Conversely, crabs are the spiders of the sea. Which is why I have a hard time eating them even though they’re delicious.
Because you love spiders so much?
Yes but fortunately crabs don’t make nets
Um… do they have 8 of anything, ah, else?
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You want spider-man powers? Fine, here you go. Lets call you a… well you’re not a man… OK lets call you spider.
If you say “Here’s your large number of things”, I can forgive the error, but if you spell out “Here is your large number of things” instead of “Here are…” I shake my head.
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Nope, 8. 6 legs is insects or most threesomes.
