What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
Your shower needs more airflow
Is this a shower thought, or a “damn I’m high, why am I naked in the yard while it’s raining, while shoving a loofah up my ass” thought?
Sounds like a good time to me
That’s when I get my best ideas. And a clean colon.
The latter, but its also raining.
You need to see the new Wily Wonka movie. (Probably a 7/10 movie, good songs, kind of bad plot but enjoyable)
But yeah, stealing Cocoa beans from Oompa-Loompas is a big plot point. And… Oompa Loompas stealing it back is also a thing.
I’m prepared for the fires but I liked it better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Gene wilder is amazing, but that original movie was just fine. The newer one feels more like the book
I don’t know what you’re having, but I want some!
What lakeside resorts have cocoa beans?
WHAT?
The arrogant bastards!