• key@lemmy.keychat.org
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    6 months ago

    Wear the garlic as a garland when you sleep. Make sure to explain to your help that it’s important and handcuff yourself so you don’t take it off in your sleep. It’s the only way to keep Dracula away.

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      6 months ago

      fyi it’s the garlic flower that protects from vampires, not the bulb.

      And more important that ensuring you don’t accidentally take it off is making sure your mother doesn’t. Also, make sure she doesn’t open the windows because you seem “stuffy”.