• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism?

    It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.

    Does it even have to be liquid water?

    So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

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      6 months ago

      It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.

      It’s what souls crave!

      So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

      What’s the worse that could happen?