alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down114
arrow-up1483arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down53·7 months agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up48·7 months agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 months agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 months agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squaredbilitated@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
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Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?