🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoAnon can't find a good matchsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down136
arrow-up1244arrow-down1imageAnon can't find a good matchsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoEveryone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoIf you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don’t wanna see how that ends.
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoThe dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what’s more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor’s kitchen.
Everyone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.
If you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don’t wanna see how that ends.
The dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what’s more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor’s kitchen.