• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Her: I just got my car back from the garage. They told me to keep an eye on the tyre wear, but I don’t really know what that means or how to do it.

    @Luvs2Spuj: putting down video game controller and giving a big sigh I can show you how to do that if you like?

    Her: I don’t need you to mansplain things to me MAN KNOW CAR THING, WOMAN NO DO I’ll just look it up online.

    @Luvs2Spuj: FINE! IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN FIXING CARS FOR YEARS! GO AHEAD AND ASK SOME IDIOT ON TWITTER!

    Her: No reason to shout. I’ll ask you questions if I need your help.

    @Luvs2Spuj: I’M GOING TO POST ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU’RE BEING MEAN

    Her: That is your right as we live in a free society. I see you and hear you, and I respect your opinions. Later tonight, I’m sure we can make sweet romantic love to settle our difference.

    @Luvs2Spuj: All of this has me so worked up, I can’t even get hard anymore.

    Her: I’ll just pick up some Chad at a bar and bring him over so you can watch, like we normally do.

    @Luvs2Spuj: Thanks sweetie.

    Fin