• Madison420@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      And the family bought that little fucker a personalized cardigan… You know what my family never bought me? They ain’t never bought me no la-di-da personalized car-di-gan.

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      Seriously, how shitty was the genetic combination to make him look like a mouse, right down to tge ears and tail?

      He at least looked rodent like enough to piss off the family cat which is… Seriously, what was that family’s genes?

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        1 year ago

        Stuart Little is a failed genetic experiment created in secret by the Nazis in an attempt to infiltrate suburban households with tiny children.

        He must be killed on sight.