• TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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    1 year ago

    Reporter: What could have caused the deaths of these people?

    Government Spokesperson: Ecological surveys can be pretty dangerous.

    Reporter: Follow-up question. All 37 people appear to have been shot simultaneously in the back of the head. What is ecological about that?

    Government Spokesperson: I’m sure we could arrange for you to observe an ecological survey very closely…