Mummys don’t surf.¹
This mummy does.
Because if you have a summer mummy it has to do summer things. Like surf. Otherwise it’s just a regular mummy. So that’s the joke. A surfing mummy.
¹ Charlie don’t surf. Either. Not relevant. But important.
Lol is it? I was scrolling one of those free streaming apps like tubi or freevee and saw it. But then I looked it up and saw the ratings. I’ll still probably watch it.
It’s one of those horrible good movies. From the same people that brought you Toxic Avenger and Tromeo and Juliette. Lots of bad special effects, horrible pacing, droning exposition, etc. The kind of movie that absurdists love.
There’s a joke?!
Mummys don’t surf.¹ This mummy does. Because if you have a summer mummy it has to do summer things. Like surf. Otherwise it’s just a regular mummy. So that’s the joke. A surfing mummy.
¹ Charlie don’t surf. Either. Not relevant. But important.
I appreciate you.
Then I messed up somewhere.
According to Tone Loc, ‘Brothers don’t surf’*.
*Surf Ninjas
Surf Nazis Must Die is a great movie.
Lol is it? I was scrolling one of those free streaming apps like tubi or freevee and saw it. But then I looked it up and saw the ratings. I’ll still probably watch it.
It’s one of those horrible good movies. From the same people that brought you Toxic Avenger and Tromeo and Juliette. Lots of bad special effects, horrible pacing, droning exposition, etc. The kind of movie that absurdists love.