My dad used to say “your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower” as a joke sometimes, but then he would beat the ever living fuck out of me with whatever was in reach and it didn’t seem like he was joking at all.
I was confused by what this meme meant, but it reminded me of that.
The meme is how you would pay for a ride, if you were hitch hiking. You can pay for gas, give the driver some weed (grass) or fuck him (ass)
God. That comment was a rollercoaster.
I’m ridiculously sorry you lived through that. Hopefully you’re in a better spot, and pops is maggot food.
Still alive last I checked but dead to me if that means anything.
In case no one gets it, the context is it used to be an expression, along the lines of:
Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free