Pentagon has the worst IT helpdesk in the US government::DoD is dead last for tech support, equipment, communication, and function, say staff

  • Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If there’s one place I’d expect to have trouble hiring, it’s the Pentagon’s IT team. They regularly deal with the most sensitive information about the US military, and need to have clearance to see all of it. That gives them an incredibly slim hiring pool, so it’s no surprise their IT team sucks

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      I did IT support for DOD as a contractor years ago. I wasn’t at the Pentagon, but from where I was, It’s primarily a funding problem, with a bit of corruption sitting in the purchasing side.

      I can fix a lot of s*** on the cheap, but when they continually buy hardware below minimum spec for software there’s only so much you can do.

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        Wait so its just like my job now? Buying refurbished shit that was just okay five years ago and wondering why the infrastructure has weird quirks all the time? Maybe my sanity is a little too whittled for that.

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    Can they not afford overhead lighting in their data center? That would be step one.

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    I’d like to help you, but forst tell me who played 3rd base for the losers of the 1968 world series game 4?

    And who won the heosman trophy in 1974?

    Can’t have the enemies breeching our electronic perimeter.

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        1 year ago

        You say that, but most of the time when somebody gets hacked it’s operator error and not a programming issue (i.e. the account was given to the person via social engineering not by the person defeating the authentication system).

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          I’m sure the people at the pentagon are aware of it as an attack vector and I am also fairly sure their mitigation plan isn’t “just make it really shitty and slow lmao”

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    Well then Brandon vigliarolo, you should apply to help em out, or are you gonna keep making news articles?