• raubarno@lemmy.ml
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    ~ $ adware
    (...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
    
    Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
    Aborted
    ~ $ 
    
    (plugs in ethernet cable)
    
    ~ $ adware
    (...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
    (...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
    Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
    [^C[^C
    Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
    
    ADWARE SHELL
    (C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
    ---ad---
    How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
    Just press F1 to get the answer!
    ---ad---
    
    Activate Adware
    Go to Settings to Activate Adware
    % exit
    Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
    (...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
    (...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
    [^C
    Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
    [^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
    Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
    

    The last step I leave to you.