🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon goes to dinner with coworkerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square211fedilinkarrow-up1924arrow-down126
arrow-up1898arrow-down1imageAnon goes to dinner with coworkerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square211fedilink
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up233arrow-down1·1 month agoReport the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128arrow-down2·1 month agoGo ahead and warm that resume up too lol
minus-squareGadg8eer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down24·1 month agoResume? I’d have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoYou lost me at the end…
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment
Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.
Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol
Resume? I’d have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
Everything ok at home man?
You lost me at the end…
I was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment