Finally! A tune I can sing my erotic backyardigans fan fiction too.

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China prefers small close by countries. Not large icy rocks on the other side of the world.

I don’t want to invade Greenland baby. But you make me do it.

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Remember the Canadian wildfires? Most toilet paper and paper products come from Canada. Store shelves were empty.

Ling-ma nuts!

Exactly. That tourist may look harmless with their camera and suitcase. But there are actually pure blooded chaos agents sent to destroy our beautiful nation. -s

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I am an expert in all knight chess. And black has the advantage.

But WHO recommends it? Who is it?

Doesn’t your mouth get dry? Do you drink water while eating it? Do you use a spoon and bowl? What cereal do you eat?

I had dry hot dog and potato bun soup for lunch.

Many cities in Italy already had laws requiring local ingredients in restaurants and grocery stores.

He wasn’t even supposed to write task manager. He just made it because he wanted it to help test other features.

Plastic surgery would become more popular. $10k work done to my nose to double my salary? Yes please.

I majored in buying houses

CIA-Linked Mercenaries. The linking is a key difference. It means they were only given funding, weapons, intelligence, plans, and technology by the CIA, the CIA actually didn’t do anything. 2nd degree murder at worst, hardly a crime worth prosecuting. -s