What?

Yogurt over love only

If you’re not the customer…

I hate when my opponent launches a proxy way in South East Asia. It just wastes time and money. At least with the mutually assured destruction gambit we feel like we did something.

The people don’t know what they want until chatGPT tells them.

A chat bot can present ads better than search result (if by better you mean in a way that is harder to see). If you ask for a recipe it can sprinkle in name brand ingredients. You ask for directions it can use chain restaurant landmarks. You ask for a summary of a sporting event it also mentions the stadium/halftime/beverage sponsor.

About the same amount of mcrib.

All modern fruits and veggies are GMO on some level. Humand has been selective pollinating plants since the beginning of farming.

Woah woah woah. Those billion dollar companies are investing in our town, that’s why we are giving them the equivalent of millions of dollars a year for free. -s

It was selling tungsten cubes to another AI who’s job was to restock the vending machine.

Clippy? I need help

Someone has to generate the bugs we pay you to fix.

You can think of it as a chance to start a diet too.

Remember when the Canada wildfires caused a toilet paper shortage in the USA. The USA is about to be in a world of poop.

I don’t know if the USA currently sells data. It appears to be illegal but the current administration doesn’t always play by the rules.

Have you ever used a phrase activated voice assistant (hey Google, Alexa, Siri). They are always listening in case you use the phrase. Amazon and Google both admit they record and stores voice data. Google sells ads based on search history.

False. All data has value. Vitals can 100% be used to sell targeted ads for pharmacuticals, supplements, lifestyle brands, gyms, and more. Also if it has a microphone it’s listening to everything.

Jeff Goldblum just going to town on a female triceratops only to realize it’s a male.

That’s double indemnity. You can’t be tried for robbing the same bank twice. -s

The mean mean nobel commity is full of bad guys, way worse than they want you to know. But I know. Real bad terrible people. I solved it, no one else could do it, I did it. Iran, they love me there. I bombed them and they called and, you know what they said, they said thank you. They were wrong, and they knew it. So I gave them piece. They said it couldn’t be done but we did it. America is back. - DJT

The the