That’s funny to most Dutch people. For multiple reasons.

First ‘Tom Poes’ (pronounced pouce) is a Dutch Comic character and a cat, as ‘poes’ means cat (and vagina, but that’s another matter).

But also a tompouce is probably the most iconic Dutch pastry, which was named after Admiraal Tom Pouce, the stage name of Jan Hannema a once famous little person performer from the 19th century.

What strikes me now is that the ‘thumb’ meaning in this stage name was an allusion to his shortness, like Tom Thumb.

Are you suggesting anybody would do that on the internet, lie? On an imageboard no less?

Preposterous!

I don’t like the sound of fermented cabbage either.

I assume yours would be lame as most of these are?

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Our neighbors dog is called Jesus. When I first heard it I giggled, but the novelty wears off

So like… Stormtroopers?

Are they like the department of storming?

On paper, the rock has the disadvantage

Is this when we draw swords together?

Fun fact: A canary is named after a dog.

The Canary islands are named thusly because the romans found many wild dogs there, baking them ‘the islands of the dogs’ (canis).

The Arabs are a semitic people too. So killing Palestines is antisemitic

Swingline pinky

The fate of Atlantis II: Atlantis strikes back.

‘So he handed me an empty bag and charged me the price of the entire chicken’

Pigs feet is a French delicacy.

Do with that information as you see fit.

Yet that was exactly what they sold, this is not too blame in the customer. They built a subscriber base on those purchases which is capital to them.

They need to uphold the contract that they entered in to.

Lots of kiddy diddling

Sports events are really proof of the powerlessness of God, as every player and every supporter prays for their team to win, yet only one does.

Thank you for your service