I say build in spring loaded spikes that impale the driver in the event of a collision with a pedestrian. Since the cyber truck pretty much has that facing the pedestrians, if the driver is faced with the threat as well maybe they’ll be more careful with their driving.

Def Jam 2: Fight for NY was basically a wrestling game, but with rappers instead. Still had the same mechanics as those wrestling games where you couldn’t only lock onto one enemy at a time, and cliches lead to wrestling moves. But everything was pretty well polished and the finishing moves were straight up insane violence.

They definitely still hold up, and can actually be better seeing them as an adult for the first time if the last time you watched them was as a kid.

Don’t be evil

Not soon enough!

I nudged my sliders until all the important factors—tear duct length, tear duct height, skin glossiness, etc—were where I needed them to be, and then hit the “randomize appearance” button a few times for good measure. Then, I booted my creation out the door and into life.

Did I write and publish it this while sleepwalking or something?

Ouch. Why don’t you remind them that their dog is dead as well. Really lay into them.

Unexpected Horneater.

Dirty power? Aww geez it’s been a few years since I last washed and waxed my power lines. Guess I gotta open up the walls again.

It wasn’t the colour, you would burn little bubbles into the disk. The bubbles would deflect a laser and flat parts would not. This would give the 0 or 1 bits.

There were CD- and CD+ versions. I don’t know which is which but one would create a divot, and the other would create a bubble. Either way the laser is diverted away from the sensor.

That’s not a game. It’s an internet troll disguised as a game.

Oh I thought maybe the off brands kept breaking. Is there no warranty on the controllers? Credit cards will often extend manufacturer warranties too.

Why not buy a playstation brand controller? I bought one even though I don’t have a ps5 and it’s been great for pc gaming.

I like the phrase “PS5 players beta testing for the PC release”.

Toad and Jigglypuff.

Why u do dis to me?

Damn, that looks neat!

Thank you so much. I was trying to come up with a Canadian Football League joke.

You already broke the first two rules.

I never really got that movie. What about it brings you back to seeing it over and over again?

It’s my goto movie to put on when I’m sick. Can pass in and out of consciousness and you still kinda know what’s going on.