Steve Buscemi
I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.
OP failed to mention the role Benadryl played in Bill Cosby’s social life.
Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.
And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.
Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?
All the flavor is in the head.
Here comes the airplane.
You and your dance instructor should hang out and take molly together.
The Ayatollas don’t realize that when 🇺🇸Americans🇺🇸 talk about war, they’re really talking about masturbation.
Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”
Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.
I can remember learning to see in three dimensions - that what I was seeing was objects in space rather than simply different colored patches on a flat background. I think it was a big mistake because my vision has always been shit. Something clicked before it should have.
I was in my crib, holding the spindles and looking between them at the room around me.
Economic Democracy
I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.
There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.
Pete & Pete was awesome.
I tried watching it on DVD a few years ago, and it hasn’t held up as well as I’d hoped. But the cameos are still worth it.
If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.