Looks more like an Adonis to me

A rare orange void

“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

Her congressional uniform, with sponsors’ patches, will be donated to the Smithsonian to form part of its permanent collection.

At a generalisation, vampire fiction is left-wing (bloodsucking elites preying on humanity), zombie fiction is right-wing (“the peasants are revolting!”)

Every Reich needs a Horst Wessel

Better luck next time, Elon

If Germany and Britain drop out, anyone could come last.

Have any assemblies had a minute’s silence for him? (The Russian Duma perhaps, or the Hungarian parliament?)

By “floating bridge”, they mean something like a very large pontoon bridge? I imagine that vertical movement with tides would be a challenge, especially when dealing with railway tracks. (I’d expect that driving onto or off the movable bridge via a ramp would be slow, much like driving onto a train ferry, though maybe they’ve managed to make it more manageable.)

Also, Tcl (a cute little scripting language from the 90s, best known for giving the world the Tk UI toolkit; it was somewhat Lispy, only under the hood, worked like sh, where everything was a string).

Same sex relationships are bourgeois decadence and against the tenets of Xi Jinping Thought

Attempts to domesticate small wildcats other than F. cattus have failed: being both territorial predators and prey, they tend to be aggressively paranoid creatures. Having said that, who’s to say this wouldn’t be the second successfully domesticated felid species?

That’s the moderate position. They have also refrained from denouncing claims of genocide as an antisemitic libel and joining US sanctions against the ICC, so they’re walking a tightrope here.

If you don’t ask, they default to Autechre

they should hand these out a day after the I Voted stickers

I wonder if they’re a chimera (i.e. started out as two embryos which fused, and has different genes depending on where you look).

Or, more darkly, that the lesson of the Holocaust was that European Jews are white, and not legitimate targets for genocide, unlike, say, brown folks hogging all that valuable land. From which it follows that to deny Israel the right to do to the Palestinians what our forebears did to Red Indians and Africans is just antisemitic gatekeeping.

Eli Valley is based.