Putting up a literal show for the believers. Look at the shiny thing, and give us money!

Narrator: But it was DNS.

Me in undergrad. :/

If I put my Mint computer to sleep, the wifi adapter stops working completely. 🤡

I remember having one as a kid. I get that the gimmick was that it was supposed to learn human language progressively, but I kept wondering why mine never improved. Turns out that the translation for Spanish was so awful that it was often downright confusing to use.

“Ruido abajo, por favor” does not mean “keep noise down” but “(make) noise below, please.” 🙃

Thank god he won’t be in power for our next elections.

He won’t be, right, America? *nervous laughter*

so you’re basically saying “I’m being kind” “I’m most likely Indian”

🤭

I don’t think I’ve heard people from other places end their sentences like that regularly.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

What strays? That’s live footage of my cats when they want to lure me into the kitchen for food when all I want is to smother them. They know.

The sooner the better. Can’t wait!

Kaboom! 💣 💥

I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.

Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user

He’d have trouble seeing it, but a ninja costume could work.

He does snore quite a bit. 😂 He also makes what I call existing noises when he’s perching somewhere. The room will be quiet and then there’s Toby, breathing like he means it.

(His breathing is fine, he’s just noisy.)

And stubborn.

Boston Market said

Good riddance. Sayonara, bitch.

😆

Is this how I find out he won? OMFG, I’m ecstatic!

This is why I shouldn’t comment as I’m waking up. lol