Fractions of the ring. Sauron is not even going to realize the shavings are missing, Sam

That must have been a long night. Was it spent with your wife or lae’zel though?

Lifeprotip: print out lae’zels lines and ask her to read them. The rest is just nature.

She said some things that made me blush for sure. Excellent writing and voice acting!

Something like this?

Fun fact they never actually say that in the book. Because books use written text, they don’t talk.

It’s over tolkien, I have the advantageous positioning!

Freeze frame. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Would you believe I used to be an elf? Any way let’s get back to my merciless slaughter.

At ten seconds you can see that it is a CrossFit gym. The guy was probably kicked out but because he wasn’t being extreme enough.

Choose, sar-u-man!