Thanks for updating it.

Thank you.

Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

I am redeeming the card now

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.

I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.

At least you outlived the Dreamcast

Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

Anon didn’t get laid.

Story is probably true.

To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.

You win

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John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.

Pen Pen and Ms. Frizzle would get along well.

Came here for this

Dangerously based