yup

What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

It depends on what you’re ordering. The bean-heavy items are typically the ones that’ll wreck you.

Fun fact: my mom says that I would always laugh at this scene when I was little.

…No, I haven’t been institutionalized. Why do you ask?

Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

He’s an ally cat [canned laughter]

to the stars (through suffering? New one for me)

“Through adversity” is the translation I’ve heard.

I’d rather die alone than play league

Also, Concord is so old that they don’t even sell it anymore…

Honestly, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good Weird Al parody.

https://youtu.be/nfWwyZLTOaI

You mean her Chamber of Secrets?

Tell that to Subway

but I thought that might 1) contain too many spoilers (though I doubt there’s many people that haven’t played it)

I actually appreciate that. I only finished New Vegas for the first time last week, just before Echoes of Wisdom came out. Was worried you’d finish before me and I’d end up seeing something spoilery.

At least Microsoft hasn’t announced a marginally improved $700 pro console that doesn’t even come with the disk drive.

Yet.

Confirmed fake, unfortunately:

Update: It’s since been confirmed that the profile attributed to John Carpenter is fake. We’ll keep this post live to avoid 404 errors. Sadly, the posts outlined below really are too good to be true, and weren’t written by the horror maestro himself.

Why are we getting remasters for games that already look great on PS5? There are plenty of games that could actually use the touch up, and don’t run natively on current-gen at all.

It feels like Sony is sitting on a goddamn gold mine.

Aphantasia, motherfucker