Blackout

Great for making milkshakes too!

Everybody says his joker is the best

Gray’s Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

The soothing music of Robert Evans’s nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It’s very effective.

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

Hulk has balls right? A good swift kick in the balls should do it.

I mean, the government could tackle homelessness, or end child hunger, many appropriate subjects. But instead they want to regulate jerk-off material. Sad.

She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion

just the quality of paint fits. I bought cheap primer once cause it cost half the expensive kind. Not only ended up having to buy twice as much it also wasted a lot of time going back over all the walls a second (and sometimes third) time. I learned my lesson.

only freebies

Is that cat boss-eyed? We should make a calendar!

Capitalists are only loyal to a big pile of money.

I am a person who never makes a misteak.

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

Always listen to the end credit song too 😺

We are going to find out dolphins use the N word aren’t we?

Dude, I don’t want to go to heaven

So then you upgrade to SCAR and hold down the mouse button as you spray like an AK47 but from a map away. No risk all reward.