You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Sadie

Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!

Twist his dick!

He giving him the ol’ dick twist.

I don’t know, man. You just call every Tom, Dick, and Harry a nerd dragon. It would have to be a substantial nerd. A nerd other nerds look up to.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

I got work at a fast food joint, back in the day. I had to change my alarm clock because the alarm it made was similar to the beep on the fry machines. I was waking up in a instant rage.

“Do they need mushing up?”

On the young lady, the choker and the neck line is the narrow mouth and chin on the old woman.

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

I’m surprised how nice the website is.

I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.

Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.