Bonus

I am resting bitch face.

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It’s metal grinding on metal! You must have heard the noise for miles.

Yes, and…?

Welp, Joe Pesci’s out of a Snickers job

Hope I don’t find this guy discarded on the side of the road or on top of fire hydrant or the like.

That’s the Double truth, Ruth!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Man!

Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there’s a party

Here it’s never ending, can’t remember when it started

Pass around the lampshade, there’ll be plenty enough room in jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py6SnEp0Uf8

I do all my own turning upside down

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(I meant the new dad type joke?)

Username checks out

That was the most ethnic thing I’ve ever said

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Can’t help but imagine Peter Sellers as a bungling but lovable assassin now

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