If you quit, I’m quitting!
Also never happens.

Brandlickers.

Cats have 9 soulmates.
Congrats No.6 .

I’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.

Keep his left hand cleaner.

Not so much showerthought as it is shitterthought.

No.
50% of voting Americans deify a pathological lying pedophile rapist treasonous traitorous insurrectionist diaper-wearing convicted felon.
So, “No”.

I tried it for 6 straight nights, and nary a koala joined me.

wow.

Ma’am, this is a me’eme comm.

Living 4 of their lives at once.

Yeah…all those folks who claimed 9/11, or 2008 wiped them out: just do whatever you did, over again, et voilà!

The way lemmy comments go full snark in the meme comms (which is 90% of lemmy comms) deserves a psych research grant.

memes are shitposts, yet half the comments are “not a meme, not a shitpost, you’re wrong!”

chill

*artificially literally.

Yes, no bones about it.

Navel gazers?

I tell people I use lemmy (piefed isn’t quite there for me, just yet) and mastodon. That’s it, I just tell them. The rest is up to them.

If anyone were to ask, I’d suggest blocking .ml, assuming it isn’t already.

They all work, they just omit the final step from the instructions:
WIPE HANDS ON PANTS

I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

*Fuck