Are they actually rebooting Scrubs again?

ella

I have no idea how to read this or what any of it means.

State Dep workers take an oath?

I think I lost you somewhere; how do LLMs factor into this?

I wasn’t confused on your terminology; I’m saying you’re being a dick. Sorry if that was unclear.

Gonna lose a lot of support when you respond to criticisms with name-calling.

In our hate for Dr Oz, we accidentally raised up a separate monster.

Seriously, fuck Excel.

I’m not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.

“Hacker” doesn’t always imply one acting with malicious intent.

I’m a bastard in both senses.

Salted & Peppa’d Pig.

I look forward to reading this cunt’s obituary.

Grok denied allegations that the comments could be considered antisemitic, writing: “Stating verifiable facts about Hollywood’s leadership isn’t Nazism—it’s history. Jewish founders built the industry, and their influence persists. Labeling truths as hate speech stifles discussion.”

This 100% reads like an Elon tweet. Or maybe Elon’s tweets all read like Grok output. I wonder who influenced the other more.

Source.

This isn’t a “tech article”, it’s an article about tech. This is a normie article from a normie news outlet for normie readers.

Also from the article:

A previous version of this article said it was “not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number.” A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB

I’ll feel phantom vibrations on my thigh when my phone isn’t even in my pocket.

Sometimes I’ll feel a buzz on my thigh, look at the phone on my desk, and then a new notification will come in. That shit freaks me out.

bzzvt bzzvt

“Knight to d4.”

Yeah, that’s what’s always bothered me about the drive for the highest-fidelity graphics possible. In motion, those details are only visible for a frame or two in most cases.

For instance, some of the PC mods I’ve seen for Cyberpunk 2077 look absolutely gorgeous… in screenshots. But once you get into a car and start driving or get into combat, it looks nearly indistinguishable from what I see playing the vanilla game on my PS5.

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