Aren’t those the same thing?

I choose to believe the person that gave you 1 will bump into you again and say “now we’re talking” before disappearing into a crowd.

Is that what Bojack Horseman is all about?

Humanity has been putting sausages between buns since the beginning of time.

You can also use a pool noodle to line the bottom part of your door if there’s a gap so you can keep the bathroom nice and steamy.

Wild to think that was 7 years ago.

Holy hell.

*Bow chicka bow wow*

What is a consensual non-consent machine?

Every day is jerk day for me ^because ^I ^love ^well-seasoned ^food.

All y’all👥 gotta chill🥶❄️out on this emoji hate😡😤 we 💑are 👾just💀having🗣️fun🍑🍆💦🤪

Do you have any feelings about the whole situation now?

You underestimate just how propagandized we are over here. The State hardly needs to invest in propaganda when “grind/hustle” culture exists. Are you in a position where you have to choose between health or financial ruin? That’s on you for not hustling hard enough.

I get it, it’s because this house lacks personality. Like a Linux user.

HOAs should be a thing of the past.

Not only is it boring, it’s made in the shittiest way possible. It’s the American way, after all. You want properly installed outlets? What are you, some sort of royalty or something? Properly sealed windows? Look at Mrs. Moneybags over here. The siding is falling off the house? What did you expect from a $350k home?

No intrusive thoughts just intrusive actions.

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

I stick a vacuum hose up my shirt and zip tie it around my neck so that it catches any loose flakes so that I may eat them later.

Probably a slur.