You could try using it as a PWA. Just add the website to your home screen via Safari. You could also try using Brave to access mbasic.facebook.com. All browsers on iOS are basically just Safari (unless you live in the EU), but at least it comes with a tracker blocker built in.

All hail

She executed her strategy perfectly

Very distinguished gentleman/lady

Seems interesting as a supplemental source of energy though.

Chocolatey isn’t bad, but winget has replaced it for me

All I can hear is I Feel Pretty playing

You better have given him belly rubs after this photo

Probably the podcast player Overcast:

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/overcast/id888422857

Always such difficult decisions