Nah, you just have to photoshop X eyes and a stuck out tongue on every living thing. They didn’t say anything about dead things.

Yeah but I would easily beat him in hurdles.

• Mom! Look! This frog says my name every time I press down on its belly!
• Leave the poor animal alone, Björk!

This is how I abbreviate avocado smash & eggs. Mostly with two g’s, but still.

Nah, they just swam East/West or South. At one point they just collected into a pile at the South Pole and waited patiently for the Polaris to come into existence.

Dylan.

It’s an old trick but if it’s the last moment you learn about a fine first, then chances are someone isn’t playing fair, regardless.

I wouldn’t be surprised, considering the accent of scammers calling me with phone plans and stuff.

Well, that’s rather reassuring.

Wait, is it normal to have a discount or is it normal to only have the notification in a text message on your phone and nowhere else? Because the latter is rather worrying.

I can’t wrap my head around how people can ignore all those red flags. 2-3 days ago I just got a text from a random number about some parking fine. Not just that, but it said that that day was the last day I could get a 50% DISCOUNT on the fine. A fucking DISCOUNT! What’s next? I can use my Nectar card? Do I get a loyalty card with a stamp on it? But it’s not even the fact that I wasn’t contacted by mail, or there was no other contact given; I don’t even have a fucking car. Or a driving license in this country.

Once you flip it, everyone gets envious on the plane.

The guy is so bad I assume he is that guy of Newcastle. There must be other that guys in other cities - who knows, maybe several; but I would bet at least 15 pence (probably even 20) that if it’s Newcastle then it’s this guy.

Newcastle?

I’m saying I’d bet it was 🤌🤌

in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

We are the plastic eating bacteria.

This just triggers this memory in me every time: https://youtu.be/BPNzbbXjJsQ?t=108

What makes it easier to get a gun license if I get a drivers license afterwards?

It took me a few seconds to process why 15 meters of walking would ever not be worth it.