dolphin

I saw mommy kissing santa clause

These feet are nasty

I’m still trying to get Silly Tavern to run. I want to try what you are doing

I asked my regular doctor to refer me to a fucking doctor.

There’s one coming up on April 08, 2024

https://science.nasa.gov/eclipses/future-eclipses/eclipse-2024/where-when/

Please tell this to my dead car battery. It was killed by the tiny dome light last night, because I forgot to turn it off.

I’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.

I don’t know if this will work for you. Every night I close my eyes and picture a clock with the time I want to wake. Then I tell myself the time I want to wake up.

Truck-kun strikes again

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪨🍆🍌

I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock

Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand

The ninja has sexy eyes

Here you go

1-2-3-4-5

Spaceballs

I don’t need AI to know I’m ugly

Hello neighbor

How do I get onesies on the left? Asking for a friend.