Y’all are actually into specific teas! I just like anything fruity, lol. Usually decaf, because my body despises caffeine.

Lmao, do it… would love to see what that entails

I mean, why wouldn’t they? It clearly worked for the other platforms. It’s all about money these days :/

Edited for today’s events: first panel says “Yay, a nazi tree, let’s relax under that”, and the guy’s hat is red. Comic ends. Bonus panel is them carving in a 2nd swastika.

What you also forgot to mention is just how much trash we generate… that would be a massive limiting factor as well. It’s hard enough to get a few tons of stuff on a rocket going to space. I couldn’t get an exact figure on a quick google search but humanity generates somewhere on the order of tens of thousands of metric tons of trash per day

Figma balls

Right - but try asking “set an alarm in five minutes” - this used to set an alarm (say it’s 10:00, would set a 10:05 alarm). Now it sets a timer, which of course snoozes differently

Great… now can they finally fix Siri starting timers instead of alarms for anything under an hour? It’s driving me crazy still!

Mental illness and/or corruption, probably (along with a host of other things I’m sure)

Yeah :/ I ain’t too happy about that one. At least I’m not getting charged for heated seats though 🤷

Fuck me, I own a Mazda and had a mini heart attack before seeing the community name

…and your car. And your printer. And your washing machine. And every damn thing anyone sells nowadays :/

(Not specifically your stuff… just a generalized point)

*spacebarbetweenwordsisinefficient

I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”

People can’t be arsed to turn their phones sideways

They set them off towards your house

This was the very last post on my Lemmy front page, which says something, I think

That’s incredible

That’s depressing god damn

Not sure they did… I’ve never even heard of it before until just now