The kidneys already recover water and salt. Google the loop of Henley.

What we pee is what our body considers in excess. We intake a lot of our water from food, so we need a way to expel that. Peeing is much nicer than bloating and constant Diarra.

My joints were already telling me I’m old. Did you really have to point that out to all the other 34 year Olds on here?

Laser pointer usage is probably the only strategy you need.

Just gotta spray tiamat down with some catnip first

That’s probably a more accurate alignment for cats anyway.