He’s only 66?! Damn, he looks 80.

Instructions unclear. Threw handful of basil at wall.

What kind of nonstick coating? Surely not Teflon?

Huh. I was convinced there was a bigger difference.

Doesn’t that kinda make Canada look smaller than the US?

More focus on open-world titles and games as a service? Every time I think they’ve hit the bottom, they manage to dig deeper.

Generally I wait until it dies. My current one is testing my patience at 3 years old while I’ve disliked it since the start, but the cost of a new one is sobering enough to let me suck it up.

My first phone died under a bus after 4 years, my second one stopped getting security updates after 2 or 3 years and was starting to get seriously slow, so that one I sold, my third one took 5 years to die to repeated water exposure… And this is my fifth one.

I don’t know why it bothers me so much that the insides of their mouths are the same color as their skin or beard

How do you do another level?

Stabbed? Damn, I thought it was just about getting punched. It’s a lot worse than I thought.

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I’ve seen lots of such crap written by humans. I guess AI had to learn it from somewhere.

The bad part isn’t the number of votes. That’s barely relevant.

The bad part is what happens when the budget bill doesn’t pass. There are two valid possibilities:

• The previous year’s budget is provisionally renewed as-is until an agreement is reached
• The non-passing of the bill acts as a vote of no confidence against the government and elections are held. In the mean time, the previous year’s budget is provisionally renewed as-is.

Shutting down funding for government services is an incredibly dumb way to handle it.

You think they can’t redirect their ludicrous police forces (including ICE) to brutalize millions? Don’t underestimate fascism.

The soot.

Right. That’d be a nice bonus.

They’re a terrible gift. I have a zillion candles they I keep around and can’t quite get around to throwing away

Being able to stop time. Unlimited sleep.

Oh I don’t even mind the algorithm. It’s just so full of bugs.

The app is decent.

That’s honestly 90% of it. If Reddit hadn’t programmed their app and mobile website with their feet, I’d probably still be over there.

Idk how Linux handles it but today on Mac I accidentally sent a folder to trash that was in use by four programs at once.

Mac OS did not give a shit. It nuked it.