[shoe squeaking intensifies]

“I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”

[bassline intensifies]

Of course it will lol

How you make big?

Yo dawg, we put a state in your state so you can govern while you govern.

Gotta mine them in space, but there’s still a whole host of other issues with the idea including aiming them, having enough stations to deploy them anywhere on the planet in a reasonable amount of time, and the other non-radioactive problems that result from throwing a fuckton of tungsten at terminal velocity into something.

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Is that ship wearing a sombrero?

“They walk on face of moon comrade: We must avenge this disrespect!”

I couldn’t help myself…

“Are you two in a cult or something?”

Chuh, totally.

I almost bought this but it seemed so “meh” when I looked at the previews.

Same: I loved this game but Epic can fuck right off.

Sam Lake Alan Wake Hot Take?

IDK about first for everything as genres go, but sci-fi would certainly be the most comprehensive.

Shit, glasses are wearable tech if you wanna get technical about it.

Wearable tech has been a thing since before pocketwatches, wtflol

Thppppt

Regular gamer here: lol, do it! Fuck these corpo dickheads!