Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

Surprise MRI

She talked about a blow job in a funny way and it became a meme, then she jumped to capitalize on the popularity

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

Yet people keep buying from them

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

The last thing you want…

In your Burger King burger…

Is someone else’s foot fungus

• Sun Tzu: The Art of War

“Who lit all these torches?”

At least 10 witches for that

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No, no I don’t think I will

Lol here 😁

He forgor

Same

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

If this was in win11 I might actually consider upgrading

They’re artificers

OG text says

what do you mean you lost the baby?

go find it!

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

who’s the bad guy now?

Still Mario, my man Luigi did nothing wrong

Dear God it’s Paul