why would you add an extra step of deleting a 30min old account anyway?

Because the “you” in this scenario is probably an automated bot farm in some eastern European country. It isn’t a person doing this, it’s a program.

Still easy enough to cross out the windows name drops

Fucking hate seeing people talk about how we have “literal AI” now. No we don’t, we have LLMs that have been marketed as AI.

My daughter’s been watching Frog and Toad lately, bought her the book set for Christmas. It’s a fucking vibe.

Ah, the ol’ “cop pretending to be a human being with empathy / just a typical mask off cop” routine

“Gomez was taken off the force after trying report all the illegal shit the bad cops, aka all the other cops, are doing.”

It’s also just not an option if someone has a medical condition that makes them predisposed to dizziness, vertigo, etc. Even without a medical condition, users frequently experience motion sickness with VR. And if certain team members can’t use the meeting software, it ceases to have any value as a meeting software.

The middle managers don’t even matter in this scenario. No executive wants to buy hundreds or thousands of VR headsets just so their employees can meet in a video game instead of Teams. Actually moving any part of the workplace into VR comes with a massive upfront hardware cost and I have yet to hear anyone articulate a real benefit that justifies such an investment.

Lol. Signed up for Qobuz (super annoying they block all of Proton’s email mask domains), and within 10 minutes I get an email from Spotify that my monthly price is increasing.

your personal recommendations might not be as on point as you’re used to

I see this as an absolute win! The algorithmically personalized playlists always end up just playing the same set of tracks over and over. I want new music that I like, not the same stale playlists.

An optimistic vision for tomorrow

The only way to make ads 100% stop working is to block them entirely.

It really makes you wonder what the fuck was going through everyone’s head in the chain of command that got that ad approved?

Linux usage on Pornhub is up 22%. Steam Deck gooners are making the meme reality.

I reported OP to the Department of Redundancy Department

We are not prepared for what is going to happen in 2026

Lemme guess: yet another “unprecedented” or “once in a lifetime” shit storm that results in a massive wealth transfer to the 1% and a significant reduction in economic opportunities for the rest of us. You know, like every single year so far this decade.