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Even enterprise stuff has largely moved away from Microsoft. They are still dominant in some areas like the business desktop space/office 365/active directory, but ‘enterprise’ apps running on Windows Server (and associated stuff like IIS) with tight Microsoft integrations are a thing of the past.

Ackchyually they were grapplers, not harpoons.

Alright, it’s pretty clear to me you don’t actually care about the truth of the matter here, so I don’t really see a point in engaging further.
Feel free to have the last word. Best of luck to you.

If you don’t think Ukraine is on Russia’s doorstep I suggest you brush up on your geography.

it’s difficult to keep things secret when an entire country is suddenly involved in a war that’s literally on it’s doorstep

This description applies to the war with Ukraine as well. Weird that you think this is a point in your favor.

Just wait until they secretly replace the trained human safety operator with this:

You are of course correct, the ‘law’ as written is way too vague to actually even apply in many situations. But it is a fun way to call out articles like this!

I would personally say it is more of a rule of thumb for identifying clickbait journalism. But calling it that isn’t catchy enough, much like the first half of this article’s headline 😄

“Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

This is why having a big popular instance isn’t all bad. It helps detect and fix the scaling problems and inefficiencies for all the other 1000s of instances out there!