It’s what I think of any time I hear the phrase “traditional values”. Caring about other people is the basis of any sane ethos.

Times like these I think the Hellenes had it right with the idea of xenia.

Wait like, between friends?

I think you’re reading some things into what I said to make it magical, but it’s not important. I’m just ideating because you got me excited about an idea.

What about a subtler zombie pathogen that merely rewires your brain to make you allergic to everything but meat. It would have longer to spread, and the increase in consumption would probably cause a general environmental collapse.

You’d have aspects of cannibalism, societal collapse, and dramatic infection deceit scenes and nobody would ever look like a zombie.

People would have to publicly eat plants to prove they’re not zombies to enter secure areas. Remember the time Arby’s made a fake carrot that was made of meat? They called it a megetable. That’s real. What if the infected wormed their way into the food industry and started mislabeling things to muddy the waters due to social stigma?

Scientific zombies wouldn’t necessarily look dead, and a real version would be way less overt.

Dead. cackles

Awful little creature reporting for duty

My Bethesda rant goes something like this: “they think the ideal video game is when you can treat everything like action figures, make anything happen in any combination just to see it happen, bash em together, pull them apart, make them kiss, make them join every team and do every thing, do whatever you want, and then fuck off because it never meant anything”.

This makes me incredibly happy, I wish I had made that connection

Settle down there Krueger

Apparently hurt people also disappoint people

Ping: emailing someone

Revert: emailing someone

[Topic] came up on diary: I’m emailing someone

Signs you work in a bullshit email job.

I think it’s just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.

Tell me where

We lost the punisher to the wokerati 😭 nuuu I have to peel off my sticker, what’s next - woke truck nuts? Save me Donul

…I can at least comfort myself in the knowledge that I’m not the worst kind of useful idiot.

I’m Toile Brockie, and you’re listening to Wait Wait, Don’t Taze Me

Yeah of course. I just feel like I’m burning the midnight candle at both ends, you know?

Ah, finally

Now I get to relax with my…

Seven year old kid with hyperactive ADHD 🫡

I’ll level with you, the secret third thing I was thinking of was low self esteem