His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

The girl on the right is clearly Will Wheaton.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

I always cry when I peal the layers of an ogre.

That’s because at a certain point things like this should just become services.

But that’s wildly against capitalists mindset so…

The character on North Court is actually Data staying undercover while lost in the past, again.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

Perhaps it will rank up there with the most unnecessary!

Crushed up clear hard candies in their shower head.

And they just keep intentionally making using anything but they apps terrible experience.

It’s because their logic isn’t about what they claim it’s about.

It’s about control.