

Well, the cat just left something in the litter box, so you get first dibs on cleaning that.
Then, uh, tea? You want tea? Or whiskey? Look, your options are: tea, whiskey, water, wine, and coffee. Pick up to 4. Same cup, that’s cool, you do you.
Then I’ll bake a tiny cake and we can watch 90’s music videos and play Nintendo until our eyes bleed.
It’s really more like the Android apocalypse is looming. We have 11 months and some change before android phones get locked down like Apple.