This joke is about, how dog owners don’t speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.

Mary: “Hey Sam, how about we go take a …”

Sam: “Pssshhht, don’t say it!”

Mary: “Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on”

5. Upload the file here.

5. Open a new Word document, embed the scanned image

6. Print as PDF

7. Upload the file here

Rickey Rat

OK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.

There are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.

translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687

There were many arsonists who were actually firefighters:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefighter_arson

Those indeed came back to the scene.

Waltraud Churchill

I just looked it up. It seems that normal car tires will explode at 115 - 145 psi.

Holy shit, 6.4 - 6.7 bar…

Is this even possible?

I made a bigger one (rgb color range) which sends its state to a 64x64 LED matrix sitting at home. Someday when we feel brave enough I will publish it’s URL ;)

Many many years before canvas was a thing (around 2011) I made a tiny tiny version of it on my domain and let people know about it with stumbleuponit.

At some time I decided to log the pixel changes and it seems, some had had fun with it. (They “played” Pong at some time.)

So, better not eat it?

I could bend myself to say it is robotkinds greates invention.

I refuse to shop at those places.

Also, then this: https://dormi.zone/comment/6560360

In case you weren’t joking:

Look at the bottom part of it. You can insert it into the coin “slot” to unlock the cart and pull it out right after.

No more losing a tiny little plastic chip or searching for the right coin - especially if you prefer to pay without cash.

(Also, I do return my carts.)

Flawed. Here, you must insert a coin (or if you have it, a token with the shape of the coin) that will only be returned after you put the cart in the correct place.

I present you mankinds greatest invention:

It’s sad that even panel 2 looks better than my drawings.

Oh, look at mr. fancy pants with his positive balance!

Which are paid by … guess

How about this machine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q