HatchetHaro

the perfect way to make a hard boiled egg is to make a soft boiled egg and fuck it up by boiling it too long

1. thanks for reigniting my childhood traumas XD

2. i always insult my pets just before i coddle and fawn over them.

as a hong konger, yes but also please no because my dog would be screaming all the canto profanity.

ipa’s fun, and honestly very useful! more people should learn it at least.

yay, i’m learning german! i had to long press the s key to get that ß.

it’s funnier to use it as a B.

i mean, i get why people are annoyed by it, but personally i found that the thorn didn’t really impede my ability to read that guy’s posts. if anything, it’s an interesting way to incorporate personal style into english writing, much like how i sometimes type in all lowercase.

ßesides, it’s fun tø fuck around å little bît.

scales, wings, a tail, and the ability to breath fire tbh

bro’s mad he ain’t swole like us

Hey, my local public library is 3.2km away from me, which is about a 45 minute walk!

Anyways, no. I have multiple affordable public transit options that can take me there in 10 minutes. There are also bike lanes for the entire route if I ever decide to bike.

if you already own an apartment in a city, the chances are that you’d grow used to the space and you’d feel at home, and anything lacking is made up for with closer proximity and easier access to stores and public facilities.

i live in hong kong, one of the densest cities in the world, and i’m able to live comfortably. there’s very little noise where i live because it’s in a less urban area, i get a fantastic view of and immediate access to a riverside park, a mall full of great food and boba just a 15-minute walk away, a library and a big transit hub just a short bus ride away, and from that transit hub, very cheap access to all of hong kong for museum visits, sightseeing, hella hiking and biking trails, exhibitions, etc.

i’ve also lived in berlin for a bit. it was also in a less urban area, in a very tiny apartment, and i was still fine because i had very similar access to amenities. short walk for groceries and transit, access to museums and parks, loads of architecture to admire, and hella döner.

if you’ve only experienced cities in north america… i’m sorry.

the empire state building one was the most frustrating. luckily it’s near the end of the game.

i almost gave up on it.

then i just decided to talk to it in cantonese and that worked.

one log makes planks, two planks stacked on top of each other makes sticks, then diamond pickaxe crafting recipe you can google lol.

if you reset the puzzle, the object you have to find is then the cat guitarist or the chillies sign.

huh. the bot went really stupid and straight up didn’t block me at all.

socially weird for sure, but honestly if it’s legal and they’re both happy, why care? besides, he’s supportive of you, so why not at least do the same to him?

no, the correct answer is star trek online, klingon empire gorn science captain.

unreal engine game developer here: it’s your fuckin’ responsibility to debug and optimize your game, not unreal engine’s.

it’s not as easy to monetize open-source software, and even solo devs gotta eat.

until UBI gets implemented worldwide, expect people to continue wanting monetary returns on their work.

same as you would anybody’s hole: just pull out.