

i like you
i like you
NO I WANT TO MAKE THE BIRDS SPLODE
ooo, i was wondering when that Sea of Stars update was coming out, thanks. time to buy it
plan it on a wednesday in the middle of the day so everyone can say “ah, i’m busy” and feel satisfied for doing jack shit
“I Reject This Premise”
if it’s not the start of a general strike idgaf. a single day of protests works about as well as blacking out a subreddit.
She reared you right
think animal crossing, harvest moon, stardew valley, those games.
dammit now i want cornbread and i’m out of buttermilk
step 1: can’t find cat
step 2: get up, find cat
step 3: play with cat
step 4: cat goes to sleep
step 5: now i’m wired, i can’t sleep
step 6: nyquil
bladder
If it weren’t for Stanislav Petrov, Donald Trump would never have been president get him!
We count one two many lots
Midnight does happen once a year
Which ones go well with pasta and will kill me the in-laws are visiting and I need an excuse not to be here
Is the poop deck really what I think it is
If they’re after mine, it’s likely for the anatomical novelty. Edit:speeling