

I consider this series Conan, having never heard of it before this moment
i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.


I consider this series Conan, having never heard of it before this moment
flosses and spits in moderately comprehensible horror
Blessings beyond my darkest nightmares
Your mom’s not a continent
That sounded a lot better in my head
I wish you’d les with unmanned, but then id’ve never clicked the article
yeah don’t tell me what i wouldn’t do

I have been wanting to have this argument with david bowie but then he had to up and die so now i have to have it with his ghost. how inconsiderate.


hey, good luck. it’s a thankless job and can be very emotionally trying. thanks for taking care of the community.
go into the light, it’s truck-kun
i have two pieces of advice. the first is that you get really good resonance off of the toilet bowl. it’s echoey.
second, if you aren’t near a toilet or just want to cut loose in private, this pose helps:

the harder you try to fly the harder it is to miss the ground


He reported to me in detail, as this administration does every day
While I don’t doubt this is true, the only time politicians aren’t lying is when they aren’t talking. I used to be a politician, and I fucking hate lying. It messed me up.
i had one made out of box. it was okay. it really needed to be larger.
Pigs in Space is Conan too this is my position