Ioughttamow

He’s just taking the piss. It’s Samuel Aran, first Prime of House Metroid

Where’s my waifu Bezos body pillow?

If I have two wolves in me, do I travel twice as fast as the wolf runs? Or perhaps I never tire because they take shifts? Can’t get lost because the second one handles navigation?

Is 2.5m even worth apples time?

This is just the result of obelisk re-education programs on their subjugated worlds

The monsters fight for freedom

I would kill myself with no weekend. It’s no way to live. Just work slaves

Just tell the media you phoned everyone to evacuate. All casualties after must be hamazbollah

Haha oh man, a smoke on the move used to be my jam. Smoke when leaving a place. Smoke before I go in the building. I guess that happens ubiquitously enough that the correlation gets burned through pretty quickly

I did get them the first time I tried quitting, which lasted 1 or two years before I started up again

I don’t think I’ll ever smoke again this time though. Combination of reasons, I have kids now, who I don’t want affected by it. I ve really gotten into cardio since then, and I’m starkly aware of how it affects your lungs. Also this second time I quit I had a minor health scare where my mouth started sloughing a bit. Wasn’t just the smoking causing that, I also was drinking some very acidic juice and was reacting badly to a toothpaste ingredient, but it did help me to quit

Wish I never smoked, but over 4 years since my last and no cravings. Always was afraid that cravings would never go away, that hungry anxiety was awful, even if it was dull after a time

Terrible addiction that isn’t worth it

I am a world god! Civilizations have risen and fallen on me!

The hunger, voraciously clawing at his belly, is never sated. He, must, consume

Ah crap. Forgot the internet is super cereal

You’re going to hell, repent sinner!

Microwave: ahhhh baby all done Food: I’m not even warm yet….

What other fuckable colors do they have?

I suppose there would be a death of grass

Affection is against traditional family values!

Y-yes, Lord Biffious

And you’ll never forget it