If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Thank god.

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he’s left out.

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren’t in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

It also may fail when you’ve had more than once sexual relationship in your life.

That sounds exhausting. I don’t want to have sex with someone indecisive, much less someone who’s never done it before.

Well he only wants to remove “step-” so maybe the problem isn’t the fictional backstory, but the details of said backstory…

Duelling banjos

You act like people are just having sex all the time in real life, but as we all know real people rarely ever have sexual relationships. Now if the characters had to masturbate once a day to cartoon characters…