Is that Kurt Angle?

Seriously! The only reason oatmeal cookies get a bad rap is because of the fucking raisins!

Get fucked, you legend you!

Anyone else do a double take to see if this was a loss meme?

I hope I’m not the only one who, at a glance, read that as Beyonce and not Binance.

I thought she was like fuck it and went rogue.

No Luz and Amity?

Factory default, but at least I’m compatible with all other models.

They look so yummy!

Ankylosaurus ftw!

Dirty

Nice!

I think it looks great and am super excited!

What about his cat?!

I started with one recipe: split pea soup. I got this recipe from a coworker, followed the instructions exactly and started with a success. This made me want to try other things, and I got turned onto Good Eats with Alton Brown, easily the most entertaining and informative cooking show.

Then I just started collecting and trying recipes. I eventually got enough experience to try modifying recipes and toying around with ideas.

Especially at the start, recipes are your friend. Try a broad array of them, follow them exactly, and get the experience. Also, use tools. Yes, people can punch a steak to see if it’s about done, but that will never beat a thermometer.

If you’re into baking, avoid recipes that don’t use weight as a measure of ingredients. Those recipes get different results every time.

These are the best tips I have for starting out. As you get experience, discard the ones that no longer apply.